Am I retarded or doing something wrong

Ah ok if the page loaded and the color icons were wrong or not actual color icons then that means the profile it self is bad and needs to be updated. Just editing the icons on the compu show program won't fix the 3D fixture as the 3D fixture is still going off the profile. You would need to edit the profile and then delete the current page and repatch it.
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Uh Oh. What's the steps? Thanks.

Open the scanlibrary editor look for scanlibrary or scanlib.exe in the compu show folder. Once it is open click the moving head icon in the circle in the upper left of the window click open. Find your profile.
once it is open find the color channel and right click the color preset and select modify the preset. Then go to the color pinwheel icon and mix your color for the preset your editing. Then click OK. if you want to rename the name it gives you by default double click the text for the name. Let me know if this helps.
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It worked. Now hopefully it translates when I plug into the lights. Thanks a bunch!

Ok great. Glad you can follow those instructions so well.
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